Sunday, 7 December 2014

Alex Salmond - Bravefart

I don't get it.
Five minutes ago Alex Salmond was shouting "freedom"; campaigning for an independent Scotland. Now he wants to be a part of that Parliament he wanted so desperately to break away from.
What a cunt.
Why hasn't anybody just stood up and told him, 'Hey - why don't you take your blue face and fuck off.'
I guess, like all politicians, he's an attention-seeking megalomaniac looking to stick his head into the public trough and bleed it dry, shouting, "It's all perfectly legal" while ignoring the question of whether it's moral or not.
I've never liked Alex Salmond.
Even putting aside my ingrained hatred of politicians, Salmond is one that I've always particularly disliked. I don't think I can quite put my finger on exactly why. He's just always struck me as a man purely out for his own self-interests and aggrandisement. He's the kind of bloke I can picture on the Titanic, nicking a lifeboat for himself and making a couple of stokers row him away so he doesn't have to share it.
I'm going to get on my knees and pray tonight that the electorate in Scotland tell Alex Salmond to fuck off.

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