Friday, 18 July 2014

You See Where Fighting Gets You...?

Something like this was bound to happen sooner or later, wasn't it? The fighting in Ukraine and Gaza; people at each others' throats; and, of course, the inevitable political maneuvering going on in the shadows behind.
In World War 1 there was the sinking of the Lusitania. In World War 2 it was Pearl Harbor. Now we have the shooting down of Malaysian Airlines flight MH17.
295 innocent people; 80 of them children; had their lives needlessly snuffed out by a missile fired from a war zone in the Ukraine. It was as much a terror attack as 9/11, 7/7 or the Mumbai shootings; except that this time people are accusing each other of being responsible rather than claiming it for themselves. But, at the end of the day, what it all boils down to is greedy fucking politicians carrying on their machinations and using civilians as a human touch-paper to launch the fireworks of condemnation and grease the wheels of all-out war.
Oh, they've been wanting this for years. The world has moved on and changed a lot since the second world war. There are geo-political assets to plunder; tactical strongholds to establish and natural resources to steal, all in the name of peace, stability and freedom. And don't forget all the shiny new weapons they've got. They've been waiting ages to try them all out, and the operations in Iraq and Afghanistan have given them a taste for it.
I have always said that if the people who declared war actually had to fight it as well, then war would disappear overnight.
But they don't, do they. They send poor people out to kill and be killed. They launch false flag operations to instil fear into the population and gain support for their wicked campaigns.
We see our corrupt overlords rushing to get their faces on television and express their horror and condemnation at such a terrible event. "Our thoughts and prayers..." gets repeated over and over like some grotesque chant of insincerity.
I'm waiting for the conspiracy nuts to start throwing out their stories connecting MH17 to the disappearance of MH370 in March. David Icke will no doubt "connect the dots" and emerge with a picture of Jewish Lizards swapping the two planes and then shooting one down as a part of their plan to establish the New World Order and prevent us all from waking up and seeing that we're living in The Matrix.
Anyway, the point I'm making in my long-winded, barely-legible way is that when people fight, it's always the innocents that inevitably suffer.
To the people on flight MH17 I say this: God speed, good friends. May the angels take you in their arms and whisk you off to that better place we all dream of.
To those responsible for the destruction of MH17 I say this: I pray that you die in a flame-filled nightmare before falling to the place that surely awaits you in the bowels of hell.
Rant over.

Sunday, 13 July 2014

Behave Yourself, Israel

Israel is like that bloke who was bullied as a kid and now feels he has to show everyone how hard he is. He does this by overt displays of aggression, and disproportionate responses to even the most trivial gestures.
So, Israel is at it again; bombing the shit out of Gaza and indiscriminately killing Palestinians, whether men, women or children. It's bombing hospitals and schools and essentially turning a people who had very little into a people who have fuck-all.
Don't get me wrong; I know Gaza isn't entirely blameless. Hamas has been acting the twat again; chucking missiles and continuing its commitment to wiping Israel off the map.
But let's get real here. Hamas vs Israel is like Weston-Super-Mare declaring war on the rest of mainland Britain. I accept that something has to be done to stop them bombing Israel, but that does not excuse air-strikes that kill women and children. Israel has its Iron Dome missile shield to protect its citizens; those poor buggers in Gaza don't even have shelters to hide in to protect them.
Disturbingly, you've even got members of the Knesset, Israel's legislative branch of government, declaring everyone in Gaza fair game. Ayelet Shaked; beautiful woman; and like many beautiful women, an absolute bitch. She's a member of the far right Jewish Home party, and on her Facebook page on Monday, said, "Behind every terrorist stand dozens of men and women, without whom he could not engage in terrorism. They are all enemy combatants, and their blood shall be on all their heads. Now this also includes the mothers of the martyrs, who send them to hell with flowers and kisses. They should follow their sons, nothing would be more just. They should go, as should the physical homes in which they raised the snakes. Otherwise, more little snakes will be raised there.
"This is not a war against terror, and not a war against extremists, and not even a war against the Palestinian Authority. The reality is that this is a war between two people. Who is the enemy? The Palestinian people. Why? Ask them, they started it."
Utter bitch, right?
When you've got people like that sitting in the legislature what chance have the moderate Palestinians got? It's like she's got permanent PMS. Yeah, I know that's sexist, but this woman needs a bit of sexism; along with a dose of humility and a gob-full of mercy.
She's like a personification of Israel: beautiful, but dangerous and a little bit mental.
So, Israel - behave your fucking self. Stop chucking your weight around and get in that kitchen and make me a sandwich.
Rant over.

Saturday, 12 July 2014

Take a Hike, David Icke

Yeah, I know that's a shitty title. It sounds like something you'd find in The Sun toilet-paper. But, in my defence, it's fucking hot where I am and it's pissing me off.
I hate hot weather. I'm fat and sedentary, so I sit here, sweating like a seventies celebrity when he sees a police car.
Anyway; David Icke - what a twat.
This funny little man with the hairstyle that the eighties forgot and would prefer not to be reminded of, sets himself up as a sort of dumpy, messianic, enlightened one. With all the gravitas of the eponymous hero in The Life of Brian he performs his own little Sermon on the Mount to misguided paying customers, most of whom go there just so they can mock him afterwards.
So, this self-aggrandising prick stands there and vomits out a stream of paranoid, delusional horse-shit of the kind that would have got you locked up in a nut-house fifty years ago. Particularly mental is his insistence that our world leaders are shape-shifting lizards. Yep; the Queen and Prince Phillip; David Cameron, Barack Obama; even Willie Nelson - they're all lizards. Now, in my opinion, that comes second only to claiming you're Napoleon Bonaparte on the nutter scale.
Where I take real issue is that he offers no proof of his outlandish claims. He just serves up anything from six to nine hours of mind-numbing waffle in which he basically says, "This is the way it is. I'm telling you this. I'm not going to give you proof, though I recommend you read one of my many books, all of which I will suggest to you time after time, and if you don't get it then that's your problem. If you don't get it you must be a bloody idiot, because this is not a game."
That's another thing. He preaches infinite love; infinite patience; but woe betide anyone who questions him, because he gets very aggressive and will tell you you're a bloody idiot.
That is, unless you're Jesse Ventura, the ex-Navy Seal and wrestler. When he came up against Jesse, and Jesse was pushing him for answers and proof, Icke looked tiny and visibly scared. Gone was the bombastic "This is how it is" big-bollocked snake-oil peddler. The aggressive "you're an idiot if you don't get it" reptile-hater had left the building to go out and find some Iguanas to give them a good kicking. All that was left was this small, frightened old man with an ignored lap-top and a hair style so bad it makes the people at L'Oreal cry.
Here's the link to that little tete-a-tete. I highly recommend it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eg_3cTH16dQ
Another issue I have with this turquoise Buddha is that he spouts all this crap like a faulty sewer, making all kinds of mental assertions without any proof, and telling us all "the way it is", and that we need to open our eyes and see things the way they really are. But he doesn't give even the tiniest clue as to how we do that. He just quotes the Hollywood Movie, The Matrix, as if it's the bible, and the character of Morpheus is a kind of Moses figure. He claims the whole world is just an illusion; a type of light, and that we must all see the real world. Great. Super. Wonderful. But how the fuck do we do that, David? You might as well sit us in the cockpit of a plane and say, "right; fly me to India". Fine; I'm sure we'd all love to oblige; but HOW THE FUCK DO WE DO IT, DAVID???
My final issue with the venerable Mr Icke is a personal one. It's the way he talks. He's like some bad eighties radio DJ pronouncing "T" as "D". He talks about his "compuder", and how he used to be a member of the Green "pardy". Argh. He sounds like a dwad; or a dosser. Talk properly you fucking did.
Er; I think that's about all on David Icke.
Rant over.

Fox Hunting

What the fuck is wrong with Fox News? Do they really think we're all idiots?
They had some dickhead on talking about hunting and saying the pointless slaughter of innocent animals is a good thing. Death is a good thing?
These people are sickening. They say they're doing us all a favour by killing these beautiful creatures. They say they're helping to conserve these animals by killing them. It's fucking ridiculous. You've got some stupid, brainless cunt needlessly killing endangered species and calling it sport. No; it's only sport if she kills them with her bare hands, so that they actually have a chance as well. The World Cup Final is on in a couple of days. People would lose their minds if Argentina weren't actually allowed to move. They'd say "That's not sport. Hey, play fair and let the Argentinian team play as well."
The Fox network is a cancer on this planet; spreading its foul decay while setting themselves up as the authority on everything. Nothing's true unless Fox says so.
BOLLOCKS
The gentry here in the UK like to go fox hunting. Fox are into hunting. So why not put the two together and let them hunt the fuckwits responsible for Fox News?
It's time to stand up and tell these megalomaniac morons to fuck off. We need to stop watching their bullshit; set up sit-downs outside their offices; use peaceful protest to bring down this screeching voice of foul deception and send those who repeat its distorted view of the world out into the night to sit in a corner in their own shit while beating rats over the head with their tainted souls.
Fuck Fox News. Fuck Rupert Murdoch and his evil empire. Fuck them all in their sewer-dam arses.
Rant over.