Five years ago, I begged the
British public not to allow Dickhead-Dave Cameron and his posh bastard friends
into Downing Street. I warned you that he was as false as Jordan’s old tits. On
this very blog, I said it; I told you all. But nobody listens to me. Nobody ever
listens to me. I might as well be an Eliza Doolittle album.
Now, we’re all seeing the real
David Cameron. He’s not having his photo taken on the tube anymore, is he?
Where’s his bike? Where’s the bombastic, loud-mouthed tosser demanding live TV
debates so he can get his smug, smarmy, lip-less face on television? Have there
been any pictures of he and Sam in the Easyjet departure lounge lately? Where’s
the “call me Dave”, “ordinary bloke”, “all in this together” man of the people
gone?
There’s a simple answer to all
those questions: That David Cameron never existed. He was just a PR
Frankenstein’s monster put together for the sole purpose of luring the
electorate into not voting for the other parties. We didn’t vote Conservative
either, but that minor detail doesn’t matter when you’re rich; surrounded by
rich people; and have the moral compass of a Mediterranean people smuggler. You
can just lie, cheat, bargain and sleaze your way into power. That’s exactly
what the posh bastards have done.
They have spent the last five
years enacting laws to maintain their position of usurped power and improving
the already privileged lives of their posh friends. They have openly, and
without shame, bullied, victimised and waged war on the most vulnerable in our
society. They’ve laughed their expensive socks off as they played their game of
“let’s see how many different ways we can hurt the people who can’t fight back”.
They’ve grinned like Cheshire Cats as they abused their positions and bestowed
all sorts of largesse on their cronies while all the time looking down their
noses at the rest of us “plebs”. They’ve overseen and promoted the biggest
growing chain on the High Street – Food Banks; while at the same time ignoring
their existence and the growing need for them.
Now they hide like the cowards
they are; keeping their heads below the parapets. What makes that worse is that
they’re the kind of people who can actually afford homes which have parapets.
Cameron is being accused of being
detached from this election campaign. Some say he’s disinterested and distant,
that he’s not really fighting. Well, of course he’s not interested. He’s
already in Number 10, isn’t he? He’s already established his squatter’s rights;
and when the election’s over he will just deal, lie and cheat his way into
keeping his affluent, undeserving arse on the Number 10 sofa. Then, when he
grows tired of lording it over us, he will hand the crown over to George; or
Boris; maybe even Lord Janner, or any of the other alleged paedophiles the posh
establishment is protecting. Who cares if it’s immoral, illegal, abominable,
insulting to the rest of us? Cameron and his posh bastards can do whatever they
like; they have the key to the statute book and can just legislate whatever
they want, and if we don’t like it? Well that’s just tough shit, isn’t it;
because even though we didn’t vote them into office and give them a mandate,
they just put their heads together with other posh bastards and take the office
anyway.
We’ve already seen the posh
bastards’ shameless, brazen law-making of convenience, when Cameron announced
he was enacting a law forcing governments to serve a full five-year term before
calling another election. Well, wasn’t that fucking noble of him. And he even
had the bare-faced cheek to say it meant “the electorate had more power”. Seriously????? Fucking WTF seriously,
Cameron, you almighty, pompous prick???? Why didn’t you just come out with the
truth??? Why didn’t you just say, “I and my rich spoilt bastard friends are
better than you. Furthermore, we all think you are dumb, brainless peasants who
belong working in the fields on our country estates. Now shut up; go back to
watching the X-Factor while you dribble mindlessly into your Pot Noodles, and
we’ll do our very best to return the country to the Feudalism ideal that is our
ultimate goal.
Of course it wasn’t done to give
us more power. It was done to make sure he got the full five years in charge,
so he could continue to rest his upper-class, definitely-buggered posterior on
the Number 10 porcelain and wipe his flabby arse on the poor and disabled.
I do not like David Cameron and
his ilk. I hope I didn’t come across too strong on that.
Please make sure you vote next
month and get the bastards out.
