Beware this man. His name is Lee Clarke and he rapes kids.

Monday 5th October 2015

NEWS

NATO are issuing warnings to Russia about its bombing of targets in Syria. So, that'll do it then, won't it? The bombing will stop immediately.

Why don't NATO tell ISIS to stop being dicks? That'll stop them, won't it? In fact, I can't believe they haven't done it already. How many lives could they have saved if they had?

While they're at it, NATO could tell people in America to stop shooting each other. How about them telling rich people to pay their taxes?

Just think about it - if NATO opened their gob more often the world would be a much better place.

George Osborne has said that the Tories should extend a hand to those who feel abandoned by Labour. He was making a speech at the party conference in Manchester, and claimed the Tories had created "a new centre ground", and were "the true party of labour".

And he can say those things. Because the Labour Party are just handing the political reins of power to the Tories. It's like every day, some member of the Labour Party (usually the leader, Jeremy Corbyn) says or does something that makes them even more unelectable. I honestly don't know if it's sheer arrogance on Labour's part, or if the party is just certifiably stupid.

Edward Snowden reckons security services can take control of smart-phones. Yep, the US whistleblower has gone all David Icke and said agencies like GCHQ and NSA can hack into phones if they so wish.

Why? Why bother?

All they're going to get from people I know are a series of nob and fart jokes and the occasional picture of somebody's arse. It's hardly the Ipcress File, is it?

I don't actually own any kind of mobile phone myself. I have no use to them thanks to my disability and sedentary lifestyle. But if I did, I really wouldn't give a shit if they hacked into my phone. If they're that desperate to stick their nose into the banality of my life then good luck to them. The only time I'd complain is if they used up my minutes.

My two penn'orth

So, are we drawing near to nuclear holocaust? Is the situation in Syria going to escalate into full-scale war between east and west?

I can tell you with full authority that it will not. The world is not going to end.

"How do you know?" I hear you ask. Well, the answer's simple - I haven't won the Lottery yet.

The world will end exactly 24 hours after the Lottery money is paid into my bank account. That'll give me just enough time to get excited about it but no chance to spend the fucker.

I'll be sure to let you all know when it happens so you'll all have time to kiss your families goodbye.

Facebook Funnies

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Saturday 12th September 2015

NEWS

The migrant crisis continues. There have been reports of chaotic scenes at a Hungary migrant camp. The migrants have been complaining about their treatment.

I think these people need to be a bit more grateful and reasonable. The people working on the ground there are doing their best to cope with the flood of humanity facing them every day. They want everybody to get food and water; not just the strongest.

MPs are debating the Assisted Dying Bill in Parliament. If passed, the Bill will allow people with less than six months to live to be prescribed a lethal dose of drugs that they will have to take themselves. Essentially, it will legalise euthanasia.

This is a good thing. People should be allowed to end their lives if they're suffering and there's no hope of a cure. Some would rather die with dignity; at home; surrounded by their loved ones, and I think nobody has the right to stop them.

My Two Penn'orth

I'm not happy about the refugee crisis. The whole thing stinks.

There are a substantial number of people moving with that tide of humanity who are not actually refugees. There are many men who are looking to set themselves up and then send for their wives and children. That makes them economic migrants, not refugees. If they were genuine refugees they would have brought their family with them.

These people are supposed to be fleeing war-zones. They're seeking asylum and safety. If they were genuine then they wouldn't be choosing the country they want to go to. They'd be grateful to be in any country where they're safe. But, no - they're choosing the wealthier countries, because the reality is that they're economic migrants. If not, then why don't they flee to Poland or Romania?

How dare the European Union tell us that we have to take a certain number of "refugees". We are a sovereign nation, and the majority of voters in this sovereign nation don't want an influx of supposed asylum seekers. We having enough trouble coping with the EU migrants we've got.

Why are the mega-rich Arab nations not helping? Why are these migrants not going there? They will be safe. They will have escaped whatever perilous war-zone they fled. Again, as far as I'm concerned this is just further proof that these people are economic migrants.

And that's about it for me. No doubt I'll think of more things that bother me about it soon enough.

Facebook Funnies

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French Open 2015

So, Andy Murray is up against Joao Sousa in the 2^nd Round of the French Open. There’s scope for optimism since 44^th seed Sousa has lost all 5 of his previous matches against our British No. 1.

Murray has already beaten Sousa once this year, at the Australian Open in January. That was a straight sets victory. However; it will be interesting to see how it pans out today, since this will be the first time they have met on clay.

Andy beat Facundo Arguello in straight sets to reach the 2^nd Round. Joao Sousa overcame Vasek Pospisil.

My favourite Serbian female player, Jelena Jankovic (25), lost by straight sets in the 1^st Round to Bulgarian, Sesil Karatantcheva (106). That’s the second Grand Slam this year she’s been eliminated in the 1^st Round, having lost to Timea Bacsinszky (24) in straight sets at the Australian Open in January.

It’s amazing to me that this former World No. 1 has never won a Grand Slam Singles title. She’s only even reached 1 final, at the US Open in 2008 where she lost in straight sets to Serena Williams (1).

She did win the Wimbledon Mixed Doubles title in 2007. Her partner was Andy Murray’s younger brother, Jamie. However, I still hold out hope that she will eventually win the Singles title, because she’s a great player and very entertaining to watch.

She still has time. The oldest ever winner of the Women’s Singles title at Wimbledon was Charlotte Cooper-Sterry. She was 37 when she won the title way back in 1908. Jelena, born on 28^th February 1985, is only 30 years old, so she still has time.

You Fat Bastard

I’m reading Royston Vasey’s autobiography at the moment. Most people will probably know him by his stage name, Roy “Chubby” Brown.

Now, I’m actually a fan of Chubby. I used to listen to his shows on bootleg tapes as a kid in the seventies and eighties. Yeah, his language is foul; his humour can be bordering on the racist, homophobic and misogynistic at times. However, that’s all it is; humour, and there are times when Chubby is very funny.

Although I’m only a few chapters into the book, I have to confess to a few misgivings with it. The first is how he starts every chapter by talking about his battle with throat cancer. I watched my dad die of that horrible disease, so I’d never dream of trivialising it or understanding the devastating effect it can have on people’s lives. But by reminding us about it at the start of every chapter, it feels like a desperate attempt to garner sympathy before he tells us more tales of what a little shit he was. There’s no link between the cancer stuff and the chapter that follows. I’ve tried to make up my own, but these attempts have been tenuous at best, and required viewing the language used in its broadest terms.

The names of the chapters themselves don’t really fit either. For example, the one called “mother love”, has precious little about his mother in it. It just starts with a bit about the cancer again, then a few passages about his mother and how she walked out on her family before we get more tales about what a profoundly unpleasant kid he was.

If you wanted to put a positive spin on it, you might say that at least he’s honest. He’s giving it to us, warts and all, even if it does paint him in a poor light.

But I’m not sure I believe everything he says. There seem to be discrepancies – like saying he lived in a 2-bedroom house, and when his dad moved his girlfriend and her 5 kids in, the kids had his room, and he had the box room. So, where did his dad and his girlfriend sleep? He talks about “honour among thieves”, and “fair game”, and then tells us how he systematically stole from one of his friends. Also, he seemed to squeeze a lot into his fifteenth year, such as trying to join the army, running away from home, getting and losing at least half a dozen jobs, buying a car with his friend and driving it to Redcar; and when the car ran out of petrol they left it, saying they would go back the next door with a can of petrol and pick it up again. We’re then supposed to believe they didn’t know that they’d left it on a railway track. Also that year he ended up in a children’s home; got a job driving a dump truck around a building site; driving an old ambulance with which he ferried workers around another site. I could go on and on, and I’m not even halfway through the book yet.

As I said, I’m a fan of Chubby Brown. But that Royston Vasey bloke seems a right twat; and a bullshit artist as well.

Cameron's Feeling Confident

A shiver ran down my spine today. I read that David Cameron’s feeling confident. I know it was about negotiating a “better” deal for the UK in Europe; but I just can’t help myself. Every time that man feels confident I imagine a load of poor or disabled people dying.

Seriously; I can’t stop myself anymore. It’s gone beyond simple hatred to a kind of psychotic Tourette’s Syndrome. Every time I see his – or George Osbourne’s – face, I instinctively start shouting “tosser” at the television screen. Then I start getting progressively angrier as they avoid questions and refuse to give straight answers.

Maybe I should talk to my doctor about this.

Le Cercle

I’ve recently been doing some research online for a story I’m planning to write. The story concerns mind control, and – aside from the MK Ultra program – one of the most common organisations my searches are bringing up is Le Cercle; or Cercle Pinay.

I decided to look into this organisation, and I’ll write more when I’ve done more research. In the meantime, I recommend, if you have a few spare minutes, that you have at look at this lot yourself.

Ostensibly, Le Cercle is a foreign policy think-tank that specialises in international security. But time and time again I find allegations of connections with the CIA. The former Conservative MP, Alan Clark, actually wrote in his diaries that the organisation was funded by them. Of course, these charges may be false; but if they’re true, then I would regard that as a vested interest and would wonder about Le Cercle’s objectivity.

Le Cercle was established in the 1950s by Antoine Pinay, the former French Prime Minister; and Jean Violet, a French Intelligence agent. At that time, it was known by the name, Cercle Pinay.

The group has members from 25 countries, and meets bi-annually in Washington DC, United States. For some time now, Britain has held the Chairmanship. Some leading British members were: Anthony Cavendish, an ex-MI6 officer; Julian Amery, another former Conservative MP; and Brian Crozier, writer and founder of the Institute for the Study of Conflict.

In the 80s, influential German news magazine Der Spiegel mentioned Le Cercle in connection with regular attendee Franz Josef Strauss. Strauss had been the German Federal Minister of Defence until he was forced to resign in 1962 over a scandal involving the illegal detention of Rudolf Augstein, the magazine’s then owner and editor-in-chief.

The 90s saw the group come to public attention again. Jonathan Aitken, another former Tory MP and then Chairman of the group, was convicted for Perjury and jailed for 18 months. Reporters from a number of newspapers contacted Le Cercle members but they all refused to answer any questions.

Jumping ahead to today, the current group Chairman is yet another former Tory MP. This one is Norman Lamont, the former Chancellor of the Exchequer.

My natural loathing of politicians immediately conjures up shady goings-on because of the numerous ex-Tory MPs involved, and the questions it raises about them being involved with an allegedly CIA-backed organisation. However, I will keep these to one side until I’ve researched more.

I’ll write again when I have more to tell you.