Kate Middleton is pregnant.
That's brilliant news! To Kate - congratulations, ma'am. To Wills - Get in, son!
But everybody seems to be saying they don't care; why should they give a shit. IT'S OUR ROYAL FAMILY, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!!! Jesus, we haven't got much left in this country; our royals are probably the only good thing we still do better than the rest of the world, so SHOW SOME LOYALTY, YOU BASTARDS!!!
We should all be celebrating; we should be over the moon.
You women who're not giving a shit - what if you got pregnant, made an announcement, and everybody just said, "So...? Why should I care? I just work with you.'
You'd be bloody heartbroken and you know it.
As for you blokes not giving a shit - what if you went to the pub and made the announcement that you'd got the missus pregnant and everybody said they didn't give a shit.
'My cock works!' you'd say, expecting the drinks to start flowing in celebration of your tremendous manhood.
'So...?' your mate replies. 'Mine's already worked three times. This one of yours might just be a fluke.'
You wouldn't like it, would you?
So give this young bloke a bit of credit. His nob works; his little swimmers know where to go. Slap him on the back, congratulate him, raise a glass to him, tickle his bollocks - just SHOW SOME PRIDE, BASTARDS!!!! The English throne is in good hands. The royal cock is in full working order.
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!!!!!!!
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