Saturday, 15 November 2014

Serial Killer

Are you still considered a serial killer if you have a pre-determined list of victims before you go on your killing rampage? Do your victims have to be random?
I have a list of three people I would like to kill if the opportunity ever arose. So, if by some miracle I recovered my health, was able to leave my house and managed to wipe out the three evil people on my list, would that make me a serial killer or just a simple nut-job?
I would like to point out that the three people on my list are genuinely evil people that the world would be much better off without. I sit here every day praying that some fatal accident will befall them; preferably a slow one which involves excruciating pain to offset the agony they have caused people over the years.
I realise this makes me a nutter. I'm self-aware enough to realise that my numerous health conditions that keep me within these four walls are also gradually eating away at my sanity. Maybe I should rename this blog "Nonsensical Ravings of a Man on the Road to Insanity", since I know that's where I'm heading.
If you're reading this, you can come along with me if you want. They say misery loves company, but insanity means you're never alone, so you might as well join the party.

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