Why does everybody want to be a philosopher these days?
Everywhere you turn; Facebook, Twitter, Z-List celebrity sites - they're full of these faux deep comments and life lessons supposedly to guide you through life, while at the same time making them look like the Dalai Lama. The trouble is, the stuff they come out with is bollocks. It's something they've read somewhere else which they then decide to interpret in their own way and pass it off as their own. The trouble is, these people have never read a book in their life, so what we end up with is some illiterate, nonsensical pile of anti-grammatical shit.
"Don't judge my choices without understanding my reasons."
"Trust no man fear no bitch"
"Never change da way you am"
"No one is in charge of your happiness except you"
"Don't let negative people hold you back."
"If I mess with you, I mess with you cant nobody mess that up but your [sic]"
"Your as strong as you feel [sic]"
"Me, Myself & I, that's all I got in the end..."
"The stronger you are the better you feel"
"Some people are so poor, all the [sic] have is money!"
Wow! My life is so enriched after reading these pearls of wisdom. I'm ready to take on the world.
Please stop with the armchair philosophising. It's annoying, and you just sound fucking stupid.
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