David Cameron: "No ifs, no buts..." No credibility. (As well as no integrity, no morals and no soul)

Let me just get this bit out the way first: David Cameron is a sly, filthy, lying, manipulative wanker. Just looking at the man makes me want to put my fist through the television.
So, after all the bullshit he shovelled out before the last election WHICH HE DIDN'T EVEN WIN, far from making anything better, he has made everything a lot fucking worse. He's like a reverse King Midas - everything he touches turns to shit; which is handy for him because he's full of it.
So, now he's telling us, I know I swore I would reduce net migration before the last election, and I know I haven't actually done a thing to try to keep that promise because I've been too busy making myself and all my posh bastard friends richer, but I promise that if you give me the opportunity to swindle my way into power again then I really will do something about it next time. I've already come up with some ideas, but they're all long term ones, so I need to be in power next time around or I won't be able to carry them out. I know I said "no ifs, no buts" and I told you to chuck us out at the next election if I didn't keep my promise on immigration, but this time I'm saying it for real: No ifs, no buts, I'll get net migration down, and if I don't then chuck us out at the next election. I mean it this time; this time it's for real.
What an utter tosser.
And James Worron casts aspersions on my character. Fucking hell. Although, he does support cunt-Cameron, so I shouldn't be surprised really. I guess twats will always gravitate towards each other. Yes, James Worron, I called you a twat. Gosh, so much hate on my part. I must have a very poor character to be that way. Well let me tell you, Worron: 1) wankers like you could never bring any kind of style back, let alone waistcoats - you have to have even the slightest atom of cred to do that; 2) You know absolutely nothing about me, so to jump onto something I said and judge me the way you did shows YOU are the one lacking character. Maybe if you'd ever had a girlfriend you might have developed one. AND YOUR MOTHER DOESN'T COUNT AS A GIRLFRIEND. NOR DOES YOUR DAD.
Worron, you tosser.