From the BBC website:
THREAT OF VIRGIN STRIKE LIFTED
Ah, what an image that conjures up!
What would happen if Virgins went on strike? By going on strike you’re refusing to fulfil your job. So, does that mean that if Virgins went on strike they would all be shagging like rabbits?
The only “service” they could withhold would be being a virgin. So, by withdrawing that then surely they would be doing the sticky belly.
How would it work, though? Would there be picket lines, with women dressed in white waving banners like “No more chastity!”, or “Bye to abstention, Hymen.”
Would they chant things like, “What do we want? A right-good seeing to! When do we want it? Now!”
Ah, but once that first bloke had “crossed the picket line” they wouldn’t be virgins anymore, so, technically, the strike would be over for them.
I think I need to give this one more thought; I’m starting to get a nose bleed.
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