Friday, 22 May 2015

Cameron's Feeling Confident

A shiver ran down my spine today. I read that David Cameron’s feeling confident. I know it was about negotiating a “better” deal for the UK in Europe; but I just can’t help myself. Every time that man feels confident I imagine a load of poor or disabled people dying.

Seriously; I can’t stop myself anymore. It’s gone beyond simple hatred to a kind of psychotic Tourette’s Syndrome. Every time I see his – or George Osbourne’s – face, I instinctively start shouting “tosser” at the television screen. Then I start getting progressively angrier as they avoid questions and refuse to give straight answers.

Maybe I should talk to my doctor about this.

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