What's the Point of Nick Clegg?

Really; I wish someone could tell me. As far as I can see, he is – by far – the most irrelevant man in world politics. He’s actually an embarrassment to this country. He reminds me of that div kid you sometimes see in families who keeps trying to join in with the grown-ups’ conversation; doing his best to sound like an adult while his parents look on with fake indulgence, wishing the little shit would shut the fuck up.

Such a pathetic loser is he that he has already said that after the next election he will be looking to form an alliance with one of the two big parties. Does he really think that if either of them wins a majority they will even give him the time of day? Of course they won’t; they’ll send him off back to obscurity to whine like an old woman while dreaming of the days when he thought he actually had even the tiniest modicum of power.

In saying that, I’m assuming that the Liberal Democrats win any seats in the next election. As it stands, I’d be surprised if they manage to get into double figures next time around. Nick Clegg has successfully turned a mediocre political party into a non-entity. He has sold his soul, trashed his principles and broken almost every promise in a desperate attempt to matter in the political system. It beggars belief that he could even think for a minute that his party can have a successful election in 2015 with him as leader.

The man is a joke; and the real tragedy is that you can see in his eyes that he knows it. He absolutely knows that he has dropped his pants, bent over and invited David Cameron to make him his bitch, all so he can hang out with the bigger boys for a while.

Go away, little Nicky. You are irrelevant and pointless. You have no power; no influence. You are the equivalent of a slut who wakes every morning full of self-loathing and promises of never again and who then goes out and lets everyone fuck her again, all so that she can feel loved, even if only for a moment.

By the way; as an afterthought: Britain has been run by an un-elected Prime Minister for more than six years now. Gordon Brown inherited his position as PM from Tony Blair because he knew he was unelectable. Then we have David Cameron, who couldn’t even win a majority because he is unelectable too.

The people of Great Britain need to do something. We have spent six and a half years being shafted by people who never even won an election. We need to stand up and make ourselves heard. We need to engage in peaceful protests to tell these upper-class pricks of the so-called political classes that we will not be shit upon anymore; that we are not some whore to be passed around between them as they see fit. It’s time to make our voices heard, people.